Kids: Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on...

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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ohhhsnapple 14

Thursday 7 August 2014 10:47

Quite the role model! Pee in his shampoo. XD

kfamazing 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 10:51

You better watch out! Looks like urine trouble.

Comments

IdahoLife 11

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:13

White people I swear.

albertozeta_fml 9

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:46

I think he is an idiot.

Fatfairygoth 11

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:50

Rub his nose in it like a dog!

joemud 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:26

That actually is not good for dogs it just gives them breathing problems later in life

sayyestothedress 24

Thursday 7 August 2014 16:16

Maybe the brother was trying to get her room by marking his territory

sexual_girl 15

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:58

Your brother sounds like a jackass. Hope he cleaned it up!

buckstop1 37

Friday 8 August 2014 0:07

Why is your name ' sexual_girl ', but your profile gender says male?

kyuubi1 14

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:22

wow what a dick

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 7 August 2014 21:51

Probably wasn't her first thought, given it was her brother...

joemud 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:27

Who said op was a girl? Why not get him back!

slyde32 12

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:34

the female logo next to OP's name says op is a girl

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:34

The sex is displayed by the name...sometimes it's blank but an image shows a person with long hair...thus making OP a girl

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:47

Edit: #29 beat me to it

joemud 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 13:59

Well I learnt something new today! Thanks :)

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:32

What kind of prank is that? Was that getting back at you for making him not being able to move and pouring ice water on him?

91hayek 31

Thursday 7 August 2014 12:44

I think he just made that up as a prank and was too afraid to actually go to the bathroom because it was dark. I really want to give him the benefit of the doubt that he is actually more of a coward than an idiot.