Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
Quite the role model! Pee in his shampoo. XD
kfamazing 10
You better watch out! Looks like urine trouble.
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Comments (80)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your brother nasty!
Nekro13 8
I hope you screamed bloody murder and woke up your parents. I'd like to see him try to explain THAT away.
msunique_me 13
17 yrs? Rather immature of him I'd say!!
davo_ib_local 14
Who IS mature at 17 genius? hahaha
nikko0328 9
tape him down while sleeping and pour iced water on him.
nrwl_30 17
Throw his phone in the toilet..then piss on it... "That'll learn ya!" lol
iAshelle 11
Wtf. I'm sorry OP :/
LRSandTJB412 8
I wonder what you did to provoke that?
fantasyworld 39
Rub his face in it.
bleedingglitter 24
Boys are just noise covered in dirt with the ability to pee anywhere. I have 5 brothers and I feel your pain.
Exaspera 55
He should know better at his age.