Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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Grayness_ 26
I actually have heard my name called out a couple of times. Now if I know there's nobody in my apartment. I just assume is my mind playing tricks on me.
NicoleP1993 29
The logic part of OP's brain was probably half asleep with him. I don't believe in ghosts or anything like that, but when I stumbled into the living room to get a glass of water at 3 am a few years ago and found all three of my cats staring at the wall, miaowing... I nope-ed the **** out of there, scared shitless. In the morning I realized they saw a fly and were miaowing because they wanted to catch it.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
I doubt it was a fly, 30. After my dog died, my other dog would bark at the wall randomly when nothing was there.
fashionbug9880 22
Trust me, 80, flies are like lasers to cats. If there's a bug in my house, all of my cats are there to kill it. They'll watch it, chase it, and do weird clicking noises. It most likely wasn't a ghost in 30's house
awesomeman84 6
clicking noises?
nukey24 7
Yes clicking sounds, my cat used to do it when she would find a moth on the ceiling. It sounds like weird clicking they make with their mouths.
Vagitarian4life 14
It was a dream fool.
SecundusSecunda 27
Occams razor, its probably your mind playing tricks on you op
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Is your name ''flushhhhhh''????
raaron773 19
You should have at least checked instead of getting scared. Well what's done is done try not to get scared from next time since you live alone.
Rkikkas9713 25
You've obviously never seen any horror movies. Don't you know what happens to the people that check? They die!
AlphaWolf0722 18
When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
gracehi 33
Ghost Busters!
Lalala579121 28
God damnit, Nappa.
awesomeman84 6
Ghost Nappa!
worldclassrager 41
Time to call the ghost busters
alex_gen 39
I can relate. I was alone in the house and just got done washing my hands in the restroom, when I heard female laughter coming from the guest room (right across from the restroom). Scared me like heck.
xcarlito615x 24
Were you scared shitless?
Talonshere 14
That joke has already been made by #3
caliguy08 17
If these walls could only talk......they just might whisper your name