Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML
Today, I mistook my boss’s "Have a good weekend!" for "How’s your weekend?" So I replied, "Great so far!" It’s Wednesday. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
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lovelyred 0
lol way to **** yourself over.
H05T1L3 5
it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?
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Comments (146)
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
all that does is ask where I wanna share the fml ;( gosh I feel so stupid
seanreddog 4
it's on the comment and kinda looks like this it's the arrow right there.
lawleit 0
that would be ur left o.O" lol xD cute xD aha
seanreddog 4
right there.
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
omg!!! I found it:)
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
lmfao hehh thanks yuhh!! yer oh so sweet! ;)
Andrew1122 0
ooooo
seanreddog 4
No problem
lawleit 0
lol @ Andrew
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
lmfao:] I like ur "pussy!" ;) (see what I did there?!) ;)))
seanreddog 4
yep! everyone likes my pussy!
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
hmm y don't u put a pic of yerself..? and this stupid reply button seems to go like 3 comments underneath the 1 I'm trying to talk too :/
seanreddog 4
I will next time I get on a computer
lawleit 0
wait a sec..ur name Includes the word dog..yet u have a picture of a cat? @_@"
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
ooohhh I gotcha
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
um I don't blame him, cats r fuckn beastly!! :p
seanreddog 4
Yep.
lawleit 0
okay :D
MrJangles 0
Dino-girl are u dissapionted he looks like a fag lol?
seanreddog 4
Says the guy with no pic... How do I look like a fag to you?
sosoinlove09 0
you really need to be more organized
sosoinlove09 0
Lol @ 14. I could have told you that he was talking about 1. lol
ibanez370 0
lol yeah really though, he was replying to her comment.. xP
JEEP67 0
try again next semester
lovinit5683 0
Wow, your good:p
bandgeek_bri 0
ever heard of an alarm clock!
Person1233 13
Like that would have made a ******* difference?
seanreddog 4
Yeah it would! I thought all alarm clocks had laser sensors and boobie traps to fend off intruders?
seanreddog 4
Nevermind wrong fml.
Eyeliner_fml 0
aw that sucks , Dosnt your mom wake u up? don't worry there's make ups days , but it sucks cux ur gonna be alone w no one to talk or copy from D; I would die fyl op ;o
justfienne 12
haha in college, there are no mommies... that might be where OP is.... oh to be in HS again... NOT!
stacers 0
wow 68....you really need to grow up or you will not fare well in the real world (or even college for that matter) AT ALL....
justin1104 0
I got similar experience as urs
sassykiwi101206 0
That sucks! Talk about a major blonde moment.
Oreogasm 5
make up a really good excuse and see if your prof. will let you re-take it. You'll probably get an incomplete for the course so you don't have to retake the class. just work it out with your prof.