Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML
Today, I mistook my boss’s "Have a good weekend!" for "How’s your weekend?" So I replied, "Great so far!" It’s Wednesday. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
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lovelyred 0
lol way to **** yourself over.
H05T1L3 5
it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?
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Comments (146)
monkeygirl92 0
Aww that must suck, but you kind of deserved it.
foodman 0
ur hotta
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
#8 please shut the **** up and stop starting shit with people over the Internet ;) mkay thankss
H05T1L3 5
it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?
boopityboppity 11
It'll get there, just wait. Anyway, I'm sorry for you, OP.
H05T1L3 5
high school
BeeHappy_fml 0
but that ruins his record!!
Erindub 0
I thought it was Sat this morning too
apolo_fml 0
lol that's too bad...but I don't feel sorry for you
xtfauthorx 0
I don't get this metaphor.... That sucks see if you can retake it?
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
19- psh you! <3
seanreddog 4
you know you can reply to comments here?
pingpongpickle 8
lol ^^ 36
pingpongpickle 8
dinosaur person I have to say, you're really annoying
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
pingpong, I have to say ur really a ******* bitch:) pull that tampon outa ur ass and stop starting shit over the Internet mhmm kaythanks;)
pingpongpickle 8
wow youre cool
DiNgO_lOvE 0
awwww that sucks
lawleit 0
dude that really sucks lol get a scheduler lol
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
36 yes but I'm on a iPod and haven't figures out how yet:p lmao care to help me?
lawleit 0
there's a little arrow on the bottom right x)
pingpongpickle 8
dinosaur person I have to say, you're really annoying