Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML
Today, I mistook my boss’s "Have a good weekend!" for "How’s your weekend?" So I replied, "Great so far!" It’s Wednesday. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
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lovelyred 0
lol way to **** yourself over.
H05T1L3 5
it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?
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Comments (146)
5t3ff1k4h 47
YDI.... geez that's why you a) get a calendar b) listen in class to find out your exam dates and c) once you know the date, if you want to pass... remember it!
cmac86 24
man, we've all done that, except it wasn't for an exam. so I give you both. but next time, set a few alarms.
jizzmode 0
Just pretend to be sick & make it up later. Right? If you can't do that, then there's a keg of beer with your name on it.
rockerguy73 0
Damn Right Girl
OMGJohnMayer 0
AHAHAHA i wouldn't get too worried. afterall, it's JUST SCHOOL!!!! it's not like you have cancer :P
PineappleEspress 0
This happened to me during the school week once. didn't miss a final but sure put me back.
austin95 0
ydi for talking to yourself
BeeHappy_fml 0
how do you NOT get this metaphor? I lol'd for like an hour!!
dingo353 0
Same thing happened to me except I had brain surgery scheduled and forgot.
88sforlife 0
They Are Not A Sped
Sdelta 0
I feel so much happier reading this FML. Don't ask why lol.