Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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moshpointoh 0
Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process
moshpointoh 0
I did that before
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Comments (105)
techweed 12
yeah that sucks it used to happen to me .... WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE
insanesna1l 0
agreed! what is with all the bed wetters here?? And no, I haven't peed in bed since I was like 4 or 5
tattortotamus 0
win
a_lenzmeier 11
done it. mine is when I "get up" to get the baby and he's not crying anymore. than I wake up and realize he still is. don't feel bad. happens to the best of us.
krazy_glu3 0
I do that too!! haha. I 'make a bottle', only to wake up a few minutes later to crying to find out that I didn't make a bottle... it was a dream.. I hate when that happens haha
UpsidedownKayak 9
Then, you woke up in the ocean and a shark was chasing you. You were so scared, you ran on top of the water. You became a bird and flew away, and you flew so high your wings melted and you fell and splashed in the water. But, it wasn't the ocean, it was a giant toilet and you were getting a swirly. Then you, actually, woke up and your water bed had sprung a leak. Damn those crazy dreams.
leprachaun405 0
domosumo 0
You're going to have to start using a mattress protector from now on. Definite FYL!
Capt_Oblivious 10
I bet you were pretty pissed.
names091890 0
I see what you did their. :]
candyxxsweets 0
LOL. ^
cocobulla1 4
lmao win
bigbadtim 7
Nice wet dream.
overrandom 4
Commence "Inception" references now.
Lufferkinz 0
Wet and sticky is very icky Sticky and wet makes mommy upset
TayonaC 10
icarly?
Hanna_sam 0
hell man! iv always feared that happening to me!! thank goodness it hasnt......yet