Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went...

By Embarresedguy - 03/07/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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YDIForSure 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:12

This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?

taterpotatotots 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:14

I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!

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YDIForSure 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:12

This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:13

lmao, no wonder y ur "embarresed guy"... FYL. :-/ funny tho... srry.

taterpotatotots 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:14

I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!

crumsnatcha 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:15

Have you learned nothing from television sitcoms?

hotbeefinjection 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:16

then don't go to the neighborhood meeting then? :

ohhdamn 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:30

How long were you out there?

EMR_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:39

I'd guess about 6 inches. Sorry couldn't resist.

suck54u 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:44

good one

1234five 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:33

everyone on your street huh? so they all were standing outside waiting for you to get the paper?

milgalo 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:37

Hahahah you made me crack up. xD

lostmymind16 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:19

lol for real thats what i was thinking! i don't know about you but i just love to sit and wait for my neighbors to come outside in hopes that something embarrassing or indecent will happen to them. the whole neighborhood gets involved... its a blast.

fckaduck 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:23

Took the words right outta my fingers.

vampirate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:31

You can hold words in your fingers?!?!?!?! sick!! :)

TysonFawlay 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:34

Thats pretty quick reactions if you were seen naked this morning, and already, they've held a meeting about it.

bbbbanjo 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:50

I wouldn't be suprized if he was seen nude a few days or a week ago ago and the meeting was held today. FMLs have to start with "Today" otherwise they won't get posted. He couldn't say "A few days ago..." Just and FYI. And YDI for not making sure your bathrobe was tied tight enough.