Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
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Welshite 39
You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.
Carpenter_C 14
You must've really been pissed.
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Comments (192)
nadimishka 8
You, sir, are a complete asshat.
The_Lone_Ginger 2
Although awful. This is kinda funny
GangstaPenguin 7
If I were you, I'd do the same, the struggle must be real. Lol just kidding, that's ****** up and I hope she knew it was you.
brandoneyez1 25
Nice work OP. Make her think she did it.
camelsnacks 9
reminds me of a Tucker Max story.
pcgwm 13
LMFAO! that's halarious but gross at the same time. Next time just say u spilt water
ruby1234567890 2
Sounds like urine trouble
iwadasn 32
You'd rather push your girlfriend into a puddle of pee than admit that you drank too much? I wish I could click YDI more than once. I feel so sorry for your girlfriend and anyone else who has to put up with you.
robj118 10
Looks like she woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Sacytrl 28
You're a horrible boyfriend.