Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Etiquette
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Badshah29 6
canibalism
jutyjaty 9
dude. new girl
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RdRadkie 2
at least she didn't offer to share?
MurphyS94 4
Your picture is the face I made after reading this revolting FML.
BuhxritNAYY 5
314: ******* hilarious. hahaha
mariselita93 7
how the hell you kiss her? eeewww
alex6946 10
with his lips, duhh! you silly. :) jk, who would ever kiss a person who eats their FOOT SKIN!? D:
mariselita93 7
lol, ikr that's just disgusting!
nlr 9
ewww! that's just plain wrong! you should talk to her about that.
Auntie_Christ 0
but all women eat souls
THEmuffinpan 0
Wait wait wait... you're 17 and ha e a Beamer AND a bentley? =_=
nlr 9
152: I don't eat souls... 322: yes I do own a Beamer AND a Bentley. I only have a bentley because my boyfriend (his dad owns bentley) got me one for my 16th birthday.
m0rgana 0
your lucky lol
THEmuffinpan 0
Wait wait wait... Your boyfriends dad OWNS the company?
nlr 9
yes. its a family business.
THEmuffinpan 0
How does a little girl from Arkansas end up with some one from Europe?
emmiep1011 7
cause she's bullshitting. obviously.
tona01 16
at this point talking won't do much, the girlfriend would just do it in secret. talking wouldn't help because OP's girlfriend probably has been doing it since she can remember, this problem is pathological( i hope i wrote it right, i'm not sure if it's correct. ) or comes from a trauma
asianinvasionn6 0
uhm... ew? :S
kendallhi 9
canabalizim
whybother8 0
lol taste like chicken
tinybear93 0
time for a new one.
oreobunbun 3
I don't see the problem, I mean, isn't that normal for a sycho girlfriend? ps: RUN!
oreobunbun 3
Psycho
AshleyCole 0
I wonder how often she does that before you kiss her..
AnagenisisZagus 13
That is too hot. Make sure to give some nice tongue when you guys smooch it up.