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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2015 8:28

That's true love.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Saturday 1 August 2015 8:30

Pass the brain bleach.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 1 August 2015 14:04

Why would you be in such a position? I doubt he was in the living room...

CliffyB03 28

Saturday 1 August 2015 16:13

I'm grossed out, yes. But how big did they get if they're causing rashes?

FalloutScrolls 25

Saturday 1 August 2015 16:13

I would advise you to seek out the nearest Men In Black agent and ask to be neuralized.

jezka374 15

Saturday 1 August 2015 16:39

Ever heard of knocking on the door?

speakfreely 21

Saturday 1 August 2015 16:49

Some things can not be unseen

StickyPickles 33

Saturday 1 August 2015 17:11

Just be thankful that you were not on the end your mom was. .

Saraishi 24

Saturday 1 August 2015 17:24

The very definition of true love.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Saturday 1 August 2015 17:39

Ever heard/read marriage vows? This is what it translates into. Romantic?

MandieL 27

Saturday 1 August 2015 18:01

"In sickness and in health"

rockwrench 18

Saturday 1 August 2015 19:43

When you live as a family in one house, your bound to see things like that. So pull up your big girl panties and know, some day that could be you.

tiredofwaiting 25

Saturday 1 August 2015 20:47

This is why it is always a good idea to knock.

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