Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark
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YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =
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sarah8909
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So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI
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sarah8909
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So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI
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rwac07
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WTF was he awake? 0_0
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hwkfan1
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the apple never falls far from the tree lolz
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danyfuckinheatle
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YDI. fourth!! :D
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MiGman
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op that was a huge ass fail
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iEnvade
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162 - It does not make you forth by commenting on the first comment simply to get your comment to the top.. you're still one hundred sixty second. Nice try.
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turkishjew
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and now you're scared for life
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Bravo11
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Why'd he let you pat twice?...o.O
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ManlyDunsparce
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182- she went back for seconds.
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PlasticShark
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YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =
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spankos
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maybe the dads a buddha.
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supersitter
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#165, you read my mind
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Scars_fml
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Was it hard?
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btnhdude
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I'll tell you what's hard...
my fists,
hitting your face.
my fists,
hitting your face.
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esines
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I hope his balls weren't hard
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reset_button
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Did he reciprocate?
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vxjazz
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Yuk.
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cdatribe23
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this made me 'ewwww' out loud.
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teenagedream13
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Haha me too!
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hanacurse
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**Yuck.
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hpnerd
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You're completely creepy for doing that in the first place. YDI completely.
Who pats their father's bare stomach?
Who pats their father's bare stomach?
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breadfuck
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I do
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btnhdude
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awesome daughters do,
you boring hamster.
the balls were an accident though
you boring hamster.
the balls were an accident though
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blondbrunette916
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nobody said anything about it being bare
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marz88
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How the hell can you not notice the difference?
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vxjazz
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#8- You are SCARY!
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Yayap_fml
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Um, go back to the part where you pat your father's fat... That's... weird...
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blb1989
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Today, I rewarded my father for having a huge bulge by smacking his junk around a bit. FML