By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0
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YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0
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So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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sarah8909 0
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So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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rwac07 0
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WTF was he awake? 0_0

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hwkfan1 10

the apple never falls far from the tree lolz

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MiGman 5

op that was a huge ass fail

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iEnvade 2
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162 - It does not make you forth by commenting on the first comment simply to get your comment to the top.. you're still one hundred sixty second. Nice try.

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turkishjew 0

and now you're scared for life

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Bravo11 14
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Why'd he let you pat twice?...o.O

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ManlyDunsparce 3
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182- she went back for seconds.

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PlasticShark 0
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YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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spankos 1
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maybe the dads a buddha.

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supersitter 11
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#165, you read my mind

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btnhdude 0

I'll tell you what's hard... my fists, hitting your face.

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esines 9
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I hope his balls weren't hard

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reset_button 0
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Did he reciprocate?

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cdatribe23 0

this made me 'ewwww' out loud.

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hanacurse 11

**Yuck.

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hpnerd 0
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You're completely creepy for doing that in the first place. YDI completely. Who pats their father's bare stomach?

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btnhdude 0

awesome daughters do, you boring hamster. the balls were an accident though

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blondbrunette916 0
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nobody said anything about it being bare

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marz88 0
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How the hell can you not notice the difference?

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vxjazz 0
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#8- You are SCARY!

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Yayap_fml 0
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Um, go back to the part where you pat your father's fat... That's... weird...

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blb1989 0

Today, I rewarded my father for having a huge bulge by smacking his junk around a bit. FML

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