Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my crush by wishing her happy birthday when she came out of the lift. Too bad she was busy giving someone a blow job and didn’t notice me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML
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OmniFML 0
Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)
easylazy 0
You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.
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Comments (200)
Iwannabetreo 11
Dude, I'm so sorry. Man thats rough.
xHaniffax 0
How does anyone deserve that to happen to them? All the 59 people who've clicked YDI are fucktards OP: That's horrible, FYL and YDI at all
LeedsFML 0
What a little ****... Least she (hopefully) got dumped on her birthday.
DecemberC 0
She was having sex in her car presumably outside her house? Why not in the house, or at least drive somewhere secluded?
shortshan 0
They're probably teenagers whose parents would kill them if they found out they were having sex. I used to do so as a teenager too.
justxdream 0
i would write 'its over' haha
shananigans 0
Well, at least you didn't buy the bitch some diamonds...
tunacansam 0
I like this one and I'm extremely intrigued with her situation was the car the new dodge fornicator
mas19 0
props to 3 lol
irishdancer 0
Yea... I would either do what #3 said or #28... Good ideas on here! Either write "Happy BDAY" with a bat, or write "It's Over" with the window markers... Or you could write "it's Over" with a bat! Hmmmm.... i like that!
maria12_fml 0
that wouldn't have been a good surprise anyway. You should have got her flowers or somthing. YDI
shortypie 3
maybe he did... but thought that before she went to see him she would like that surprise. he wasnt being cheap. i would have liked it.
shortypie 3
why **** #21? what does that EVEN MEAN????? lol. seriously what did they do to you? i like how the internet can make people so hostile towards others...
Farnz 0
What'd 21 do? "That's really messed up you need to let her go" Doesn't seem very bad to me . . .