Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

jennaleigh 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:21

A TUB of Vaseline? Wow!

DalekScythe 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:35

old people know everything... :)

Awesomeness44 9

Friday 7 October 2011 0:31

i dont get it. :/

chilldude69 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:46

a tub of vaseline?

sandra_diaz14 7

Friday 14 June 2013 20:34

Hahaha.:D

Manual_Manoosy 21

Thursday 20 April 2017 17:41

Well, it was pretty obvious

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