Outta my way

By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 171
You deserved it 7 541

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kkmonster93 0

on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol




op don't be such a numbskull!

but why were your pants off!

great first impression what's in line for day 2??

Coming into work naked.

ShadyFTW1 0

That might get her promoted.

Well depending on how good she looks naked?

Blackmail111 9

didn't anyone read the comment "whats in line for the 2nd day"

76- dipshit, look the comments under this post and it shows someone replied and they're replying to his post.

kkmonster93 0

on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol

on my first day I killed a guy so no problem. don't worry about it

I didn't mean y'all were poor. I just thought kfc was a southern u.s. restaurant

Wynton 0

congrats now they think they just hired a retard who cracks under small pressure haha

I hired an egg once too. It didn't end well, but it was over easy enough! Humpty Dumpty was his name! So Humpty Dumpty, bit too much shell and not enough yolk, gets this bright idea to ditch work and sit on a frikkin wall! What a fun guy, right?! Well now Humpty, in the midst of all this inane wall-sitting, gets hit by an alien frisbee, and loses his balance! Unfortunately for him, this terrible accident causes him to fall tumbling to the ground, scrambled instantly. Well I, like a boss, a good boss, fetch him a fucking king, with a bunch of horses and men and stuff! Ungrateful bastard that Humpty is, he wouldn't even be put back together again! Moral of the story: don't waste your time with eggs in the workforce! Once they crack, you're screwed. Tasty though...

48, that's not funny

It's not supposed to be.

48 - You should've ended your post after the second sentence. I kind of trailed off after that.

Aww, I hate when your nerves get the best of you. FYL :(

When your boss said 'You'll be smashing' I don't think that's what they had in mind..

yeah, that sucks. hope you keep the job :D


Graawr 7

That sucks, just tell them something got into your eyes?.

Ohh don't you worry. I think everyone knows you have some serious problems now. Get your head straight and try again, otherwise you are going to have a tough time joining the work force. Alternatively you could always claim this as a disability and go on benefits. Stupid is a disability right?

everything is nowadays

Well if it was our country would be poor. Oh wait..