Health, Anxiety, Weird and Work: Outta my way

Outta my way

By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

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You deserved it 7 552

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By TheNewCashierInTown - 23/05/2016 19:30 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML

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You deserved it 3 151

First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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You deserved it 4 816

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 938

You deserved it 121

Don't mind me

By everyonewasstaring - 22/12/2009 23:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 4 354

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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You deserved it 3 162

If the shoe fits…

By marina1686 - 20/09/2019 20:00

Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 015

By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 187

You deserved it 12 957

Bored senseless

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 313

You deserved it 2 988

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 585

You deserved it 331

kkmonster93 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:15

on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol

Kcek 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:13

professional.

Comments

Kcek 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:13

professional.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 9 February 2011 14:08

op don't be such a numbskull!

disco2466 8

Wednesday 9 February 2011 14:18

but why were your pants off!

swaggintothamax 0

Monday 28 February 2011 10:51

lol agreed

angel55033 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:14

great first impression what's in line for day 2??

Bano360 25

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:17

Coming into work naked.

ShadyFTW1 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:40

That might get her promoted.

Bano360 25

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:03

Well depending on how good she looks naked?

Blackmail111 9

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:36

didn't anyone read the comment "whats in line for the 2nd day"

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:43

76- dipshit, look the comments under this post and it shows someone replied and they're replying to his post.

kkmonster93 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:15

on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol

LADYGAGAGOOGA 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:29

on my first day I killed a guy so no problem. don't worry about it

waswashere 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:18

I didn't mean y'all were poor. I just thought kfc was a southern u.s. restaurant

Wynton 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:21

congrats now they think they just hired a retard who cracks under small pressure haha

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 9 February 2011 15:56

I hired an egg once too. It didn't end well, but it was over easy enough! Humpty Dumpty was his name! So Humpty Dumpty, bit too much shell and not enough yolk, gets this bright idea to ditch work and sit on a frikkin wall! What a fun guy, right?! Well now Humpty, in the midst of all this inane wall-sitting, gets hit by an alien frisbee, and loses his balance! Unfortunately for him, this terrible accident causes him to fall tumbling to the ground, scrambled instantly. Well I, like a boss, a good boss, fetch him a ******* king, with a bunch of horses and men and stuff! Ungrateful bastard that Humpty is, he wouldn't even be put back together again! Moral of the story: don't waste your time with eggs in the workforce! Once they crack, you're screwed. Tasty though...

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 21:42

48, that's not funny

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:25

It's not supposed to be.

ubetrwatchBN 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:20

48 - You should've ended your post after the second sentence. I kind of trailed off after that.

CutiePie_101 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:22

Aww, I hate when your nerves get the best of you. FYL :(

IStoleTheCookies 16

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:25

When your boss said 'You'll be smashing' I don't think that's what they had in mind..

Googoo27 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:25

yeah, that sucks. hope you keep the job :D

Tcaret300 12

Friday 11 February 2011 0:02

MINECRAFT!!! :D

Graawr 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:33

That sucks, just tell them something got into your eyes?.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:41

Ohh don't you worry. I think everyone knows you have some serious problems now. Get your head straight and try again, otherwise you are going to have a tough time joining the work force. Alternatively you could always claim this as a disability and go on benefits. Stupid is a disability right?