op don't be such a numbskull!

but why were your pants off!

lol agreed

Coming into work naked.

That might get her promoted.

Well depending on how good she looks naked?

didn't anyone read the comment "whats in line for the 2nd day"

76- dipshit, look the comments under this post and it shows someone replied and they're replying to his post.

on my first day I killed a guy so no problem. don't worry about it

I hired an egg once too. It didn't end well, but it was over easy enough! Humpty Dumpty was his name! So Humpty Dumpty, bit too much shell and not enough yolk, gets this bright idea to ditch work and sit on a frikkin wall! What a fun guy, right?! Well now Humpty, in the midst of all this inane wall-sitting, gets hit by an alien frisbee, and loses his balance! Unfortunately for him, this terrible accident causes him to fall tumbling to the ground, scrambled instantly. Well I, like a boss, a good boss, fetch him a fucking king, with a bunch of horses and men and stuff! Ungrateful bastard that Humpty is, he wouldn't even be put back together again! Moral of the story: don't waste your time with eggs in the workforce! Once they crack, you're screwed. Tasty though...

48, that's not funny

It's not supposed to be.

48 - You should've ended your post after the second sentence. I kind of trailed off after that.

MINECRAFT!!! :D

everything is nowadays

Well if it was our country would be poor. Oh wait..