Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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ihatecake 0
Only in america
hockey199813 5
Someone has their priorities messed up
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Comments (165)
raphanne_fml 33
Your grandpa needs to rethink his priorities...
Jewdazking23 5
maybe the dog had humped the grandpa 5 minutes before and the grandpa was incredibly happy with the dog at the moment. enough said
twofirstnames 12
That put a bad image in my head, haha
raphanne_fml 33
A tooth < a broken knee. Enough said.
FreshlyCut 0
It's nuff said, not enough said^^
guitarplayer546 0
Dog gets e cited easy, got hurt, possibly panics easily, kids already cast n broken knee pops back out, in pain but he can use words and talk to the kid. Panic'd dogs can do harm to themselves or others. Crutches here will be ok. Would do the same as the grandparent myself
JoeLouisBomber 9
Thats just unfortunate really.
hockey199813 5
Was the dog ok? Haha haters gonna hate
The_Troller 14
Well back when he was your age, "we didn't have no surgery to fix our broken bones"!
emmilijaaaa 2
they wouldnt have had vets either?
Phustercluck 11
Why are you hurting poor defenseless animals? :(
aligiorav 11
Yeah OP, how dare you attack the poor defenseless animal by standing there doing nothing wrong?
PinkFun1969 9
Well when grampa pulls a "help I have fallen and I can't get up" be sure to have to go watch a movie, do some shopping, wack off to some ****. Then go back to grampa and say O I was preoccupied. Hell Yea that sound like a great day!!!
Jewdazking23 5
get off ur period. just go with the flow like everyone else and just say that his life sucks
sexaaydino 14
Ummmmmm... WTF???
saIty 17
He just wanted to hump your leg. I'm sure he's incredibly sorry.
MarioDragon 14
I hate people who care about dogs more than humans
raphanne_fml 33
Well I care more about my dog than humans I don't know. But a tooth over your grandson's broken knee... There is a limit!
twofirstnames 12
Well when your lonely and have no one else... A dog can mean everything to you.
flockz 20
would you use your dog as a masturbatory aid?
raphanne_fml 33
Hmm no, I can do that pretty much on my own. Would you?
twofirstnames 12
If you have peanut butter and are seriously desperate...
The_Troller 14
82- looks like someone's speaking from experience
twofirstnames 12
Ha ha, no.
Jewdazking23 5
Why did u visit ur grandpa who has an EASILY EXCITED dog when u have a feshly broken knee? sounds like u were asking for it. enough said
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because everyone always expect the dog to charge towards our broken knees. /sarc....
Jewdazking23 5
most dogs r always crazy excited, common sense. enough said
orangeduck 6
Who the **** gave you permission to say "enough said"? What are you, God?
Jewdazking23 5
thank u for using a capital g in God, very respectful. and i dont need permission. enough said
THE_A_TEEN 28
Only people with wit can say enough said. Enough said...
Jewdazking23 5
with wit? sounds like u took a wrong turn down fag lane. enough said
flockz 20
hey you! ya you that 14 year old little waste of life that thinks he's the shit, ya shut the **** up.
Jewdazking23 5
come back when ur off ur period lady
flyestgirleva13 0
Priority check?