By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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raphanne_fml 33

Your grandpa needs to rethink his priorities...

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Jewdazking23 5

maybe the dog had humped the grandpa 5 minutes before and the grandpa was incredibly happy with the dog at the moment. enough said

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guitarplayer546 0

Dog gets e cited easy, got hurt, possibly panics easily, kids already cast n broken knee pops back out, in pain but he can use words and talk to the kid. Panic'd dogs can do harm to themselves or others. Crutches here will be ok. Would do the same as the grandparent myself

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The_Troller 14

Well back when he was your age, "we didn't have no surgery to fix our broken bones"!

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Phustercluck 11

Why are you hurting poor defenseless animals? :(

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aligiorav 11

Yeah OP, how dare you attack the poor defenseless animal by standing there doing nothing wrong?

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PinkFun1969 9

Well when grampa pulls a "help I have fallen and I can't get up" be sure to have to go watch a movie, do some shopping, wack off to some ****. Then go back to grampa and say O I was preoccupied. Hell Yea that sound like a great day!!!

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Jewdazking23 5

get off ur period. just go with the flow like everyone else and just say that his life sucks

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saIty 17

He just wanted to hump your leg. I'm sure he's incredibly sorry.

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MarioDragon 14

I hate people who care about dogs more than humans

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raphanne_fml 33

Well I care more about my dog than humans I don't know. But a tooth over your grandson's broken knee... There is a limit!

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twofirstnames 12

Well when your lonely and have no one else... A dog can mean everything to you.

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flockz 19

would you use your dog as a masturbatory aid?

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raphanne_fml 33

Hmm no, I can do that pretty much on my own. Would you?

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twofirstnames 12

If you have peanut butter and are seriously desperate...

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The_Troller 14

82- looks like someone's speaking from experience

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Jewdazking23 5

Why did u visit ur grandpa who has an EASILY EXCITED dog when u have a feshly broken knee? sounds like u were asking for it. enough said

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Because everyone always expect the dog to charge towards our broken knees. /sarc....

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Jewdazking23 5

most dogs r always crazy excited, common sense. enough said

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orangeduck 6

Who the **** gave you permission to say "enough said"? What are you, God?

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Jewdazking23 5

thank u for using a capital g in God, very respectful. and i dont need permission. enough said

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Only people with wit can say enough said. Enough said...

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Jewdazking23 5

with wit? sounds like u took a wrong turn down fag lane. enough said

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flockz 19

hey you! ya you that 14 year old little waste of life that thinks he's the shit, ya shut the **** up.

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Jewdazking23 5

come back when ur off ur period lady

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flyestgirleva13 0

Priority check?

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