Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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ihatecake 0
Only in america
hockey199813 5
Someone has their priorities messed up
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Comments (165)
nicoleadrigiz 4
A "freshly" broken knee? Strange way to describe it.
False_Stupidity 42
Probably only just healing and he's gone to visit grandpa for rest and relaxation to aid the healing...
zowieandzander77 1
I agree the wording is so off...
pokeychris 6
Omg is the dog okay???
False_Stupidity 42
No, the poor thing has a chipped tooth FTDL.
hollyman 0
Well that just SUCKS!!!!
megan_lovee 0
ouchhh
Teehee2 0
sorry you're not important..
lolmigosh 15
He must have a thing withda dog
jake3292 5
Was he all right
sabor_ranchero 12
To be fair, the dog can't take an anti-inflammatory or an aspirin if he's in pain. OP can, while he waits his turn to get checked.
ThatLooksSticky 16
It's a chipped TOOTH. I doubt the dog was writhing in pain.
jake3292 5
He could have been
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Yes, dogs can take benadryl and baby aspirin, even medications that humans use! Oh my!
Okayitwasme 0
I have family like that too. Word of advise, don't hang around them too long. Always leave after an hr or so. I never stay long enough to engage in activities.
somewizdom 15
Op, just hope that you don't have a life-threatening accident with that dog.