Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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ihatecake 0
Only in america
hockey199813 5
Someone has their priorities messed up
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Comments (165)
Dreadful87 4
Sorry you had to go through that OP but I think you can hardly blame the dog. After all, your grandpa allows him to be excited anytime he wants. Also, a chipped tooth is a serious matter for dogs as a broken knee. Your parents should have split up and brought you and the dog to hospital and vet cuz you're in equal pain. :) You did something nice for the dog. Think of it this way.
stacianichole 2
Don't think OP was blaming doggy but he can certainly blame grandpa... A broken knee that is re-broken is going to be SUPER FREAKING painful!! In that situation, would you say, oh sure, let's stop for doggy dental work or DROP ME OFF AT THE ER FIRST.
SkardeyKat 3
You should have just gone to the vet together to save time and possibly money. Sounds like your grandpa thinks more of the dog than he does you.
darkmis1 18
I'm assuming you had a cast on..........how could the dog knock your knee out of place if you had a decent cast? You might wanna talk to your doctor about that.
ThatLooksSticky 16
You probably haven't broken a bone lately. Gone are the days of heavy plaster casts. The OP may have had external pins placed -imagine having a dog jump onto one of those! Ouch!
darkmis1 18
I've never broken a bone - just strained or sprained (or popped things back into place). If pins are that easy to knock out, maybe they should rethink the casts.
eatpussy 0
Poor dog.
Jamicianprince 1
I am 13 too but some people on this site don't believe me
Vegeto30294 19
Call 911, let the ambulance take you to the hospital to treat that broken knee, and your grandpa can drive the dog to the vet for his tooth.
wd_caro 6
Did the dog get a crown on his tooth?
melissaxo3 1
that sounds ruff.
HeavyRainxx 0
Ouch..
Epsilonyx 15
Humans come before animals. My opinion is firm.
Amorette 0
Poor Puppy :( haha jk there would have been some serious bitching going on in that vet's office. Just saying.