Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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ihatecake 0
Only in america
hockey199813 5
Someone has their priorities messed up
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Comments (165)
beccalyn244 4
my dog comes first too i hope the dogs ok ;(
xxsourpatchxx 4
omg... talk about accident prone lol
grouperslayer20 0
Is the dog ok? I'm so worried about it
RebekahBrooke 9
I hate people that are commenting saying stupid things about dog not being important. I see how yes, the human is very important, but you must remember that dogs don't understand what's going on, and may be frightened, even if it was only a chipped tooth. Sorry for your knee, but animals are like little kids: easily scared, and they don't know what's happening. You have to care for them all the time. Sorry about your knee though. But did you not expect it, if you knew he was easily excited?
Jewdazking23 5
God Damn!!!! Has anyone noticed that RebekahBrooke is crazy hot!!!!!!!!!????????
lcau322 0
well poor dog:/ FYL though
phantom55_fml 7
ok "freshly broken" knee? well i shall say YDI because in the first place you should be at home resting your leg,not visiting gpa..
Chrispayne 4
So ur dumbass has a knee injury and think it is a good idea to be around things that r going to hump it? Ydi
TheNewGuy03 29
Yep, because OP can literally avoid everything that ever happens to him. Totally feasible.
daydreamer244 13
someone needs to get that dog a leash.
stacianichole 2
Your grandpa's a bitch.
Fatalist_ 2
Thats why i hate them ****** dogs