Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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ihatecake 0
Only in america
hockey199813 5
Someone has their priorities messed up
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dubsqueet 0
yes.
lizard399 0
Well at least the dog's alright. He's got matters to handle with those teeth! You on the other hand, wtf do you need your knee for? It was already broken anyways. Haha asshole grandpa.
lizard399 0
People don't get sarcasm on here? O_o
AshleighNason 24
agreed
harleyquinn89 3
if you know the dog is excitable, why weren't you more careful? sounds like someone did something stupid and blamed a puppy.
D3athT3ch 4
stop being selfish! think about other people (well in this case the dog) for once!
GamerMaster2041 12
USA. Place where noone gives a shit about family. And i will also get warn for this because i was speaking against USA and not other countries.
somewizdom 15
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Miscellaneous519 2
@140 Yeah, you will get warn, because you know that's bs..... as an American who has a parent from Europe and also has half of his family living in Europe, I know what goes on over there. There are just many "wtf" instances over there as there are in America. In fact, in a lot of ways, we tend to be a more "moral" ppl than they are. Think about it, America has the most church goers of any developed nation, we have a "war on drugs", over half of Americans are pro-life solely on the basis of maintaining the traditional notion of the family. I feel like there are a lot of ppl in this nation who have no true notion of what goes on in the world outside of the US.
blaablaa_fml 5
Non-religious people are moral as well, so churches do not mean anything in morality. Americas "war on drugs" is worthless, since it doesn't really do anything. A lot of people already maintain the notion of family in Europe as well etc. So your argument really isn't worth jack shit.
playahhhh4 3
hahah the dog thought your leg was a chew toy. uh ohh
Emperorerror 8
Wow that sucks! Who the **** decided to go to the vet first?
raphanne_fml 33
His fairy godmother!
_words_of_wisdom 4
@145 there has been church goers who go to church every sunday and say grace at dinner but the rest of the time they are a homicidal maniac. so the church goer, religious thing holds absolutely no water, and i dont care how many family members you have in Europe, the original comment was talking about USA. he didnt say that sort of thing didnt happen in other countries, he just said that people would get all pissy about it because it was against america but if it was another country noone with the exception of a few whiny foreigners would give a shit