ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out

sounds like jersey shoreeee :p

sounds like jersey shore.

This seems really awkward. When I try to imagine 3 people arguing/fighting, I automatically picture 2 against 1, or 2 arguing and 1 trying to mediate, but never one against all and all against one.

Sounds like you can bargain here, and charge a middle-man fee. Always think of the bright side.

You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

its gonna be a long year

Try and look at it like this, while they hate each other you can steal there food and blame it on the others you may never have to food shop again.

I suggest you take a dump in their butter, that'll make 'em forget all about the massive row. Works every time, trust me.

Life is too short/valuable to bear grudges on people, but I have a solution to get them back together again. 1. Watch Saw (if you already have skip this step). 2. Get your roommates to make advanced payments on the house for the next year. 3. Acquire the necessary tools/location to set up a game. 4. Put them both in the game, but modify the environment so that they'll have to work together in order to get out alive (sort of like Saw V). It's a win-win situation, either they become the best of friends again, or you don't have to deal with either of them anymore.