YDI for leaving her in the first place. If you really loved her, you would have kept her!

Ouch. Feeling your pain... Don't worry OP! You'll find your true love, just keep searching! :)

If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it!

Am I cruel to say that I wouldn't mind this happening to all the guys who broke my heart?

No it's not lol. I had to read it twice. Damn my dirty mind!

Whose fault is that but your own, OP?

How long ago did you break up?! If she's already marrying him, mightn't last too long. ;)

I bet you're one of those people who just wants what they can't have. You clearly didn't love her when you were together or you wouldn't have broken up with her. Sometimes people idolize others when relationships end. I think it's why a lot of people don't stay in contact with an ex...they kinda forget that there was a reason why they broke up which leads to heartache. Think about whatever your reason was, and use it to get over her.

I'm perverted. I thought something sexual was happening here, that then resulted in her parents crying and cheering and brothers patting him on the back. Thankfully it wasn't, or this would have been the most disgusting FML ever.

That is so sad and painful. But, you should not have given up.