Valentine's slay, Living together and Love: Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate... - FML

By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML

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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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mrguy266 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:18

How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?

maskedman 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:23

at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.

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cbubba008 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:34

how so u no it was his wife... he could of asked a girl is store to help him pick out a gift for his amazing gf..... lol not

WhatANoob 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:56

agreed

tomc666 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:38

18th comment! wowawoyah

JPaulino 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:39

WTF G MAC!!!!!! FUL

Cwissy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:41

you hve justbeen punkd

cougars2010 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:43

that's effed up he's not a real man if he gotta live a double life u need sumbody that's real that's not gon lie to u

Dopeyrox 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:46

tell his wife and make his life hell

roadie42 21

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:50

FYL...I hope you ran up to him and proceeded to make his life a living hell.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:53

I think you just got played.

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:57

Well you were obviously with him for awhile if you got an apartment together. I can't believe he balanced your relationship, apartment, and wife. That man is good at a double life! I hope you ran into them and told his wife you were his girlfriend, she has the right to know.

icy716 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:58

your torres YOU are the one who gets played!

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:25

Haha :P Nice pun.

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