Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
fatmcfatty 13
people like that make me angry. own up and pay for your date it is courtesy
mgrabi01 10
Did he ask you on a date? If not, then it was just two friends hanging out with each other where one of the two has a crush on the other. Therefore, you deserved it because it wasn't a date. Unless he asked you out, but it doesn't sound like he asked you on a date. You screwed yourself there.
insaneDONUTZ 15
some dudes are just not gentleman
xsarax_fml 10
"Men" nowadays... -.- Same thing happened to my friend. He paid for his ticket and stared at her so she can pay for her. She definitely didn't even bother seeing him again as he wasn't a manly man....
CAJustise 9
Women's suffrage finally comes full circle. Equality means equal treatment. (You know if you're a jerk who doesn't like women)
Stahrgeyzer 8
Never assume, it make an "ASS out of U and ME"
twiztedone 19
Going Dutch is such a douche bag move! The person asking the other one out should pay and the man should at least offer to pay! What a douche!
ctdawes 3
i think the guy should always pay
divadro102 16
Assumption is the mother of all **** ups.
Perfectg 9
Act as if u lost ur wallet