Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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amillionbucks 5
Never, ever, assume
HKCgrimmjow 15
Contrary to popular belief it's ignorant to be so confident in this "rule" that you don't bring your own money, I believe it was totally deserved in this case. This doesn't mean I don't believe the guy should pay though so don't get confused.
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Comments (207)
MockeryMan 2
Your date is a looser, the guy should pay it's part of being a man, if they guy can't pay he shouldn't be dating. All you loosers posting that this is a stupid rule or sexism need to man up, you bunch of whiny girlymen need to grow up and grow a pair. As a man I can say most of the little boys whining on this site are selfish bastards only out for their own gratification. And ladies just because you want to be treated equal doesn't mean you don't deserve to be treated like the princess' you are. Don't settle for loosers, and don't let a guy use you. All the rest of you who said YDI, you are morons who probably could fill this site 1000's of times over with YDI FML stories.
xcheshirecat 11
We are not princess. not at all. We have 2 hands, 2 arms and 2 legs like everyone. We are able to work Get over it, we are in 2012 It's an insulting to be treated like a child. Only child don't pay for themselves
CanCann 16
U should always have emergency cash I get yourself safely back home.
madridistagirl 13
Yeah he should have paid. But it's never a good idea to walk around without money!
Wizboy 17
At least he didn't ask you out after firing you along with three of your co-workers.
kikkilinu 3
Some women say chivalry is dead, and then they expect this?
Wizboy 17
At least he didn't ask you out after firing you along with three of your co-workers.
Janae1 5
U should never leave home without money
BTM707 8
That's a little pretentious. A first date should be split, imo, so there's a bit of equality in light of probable nerves. You should have prepared for the worst, not for a chance happening.
kingbg23 6
Don't assume. Shame on you.
Osiris094 4
Assuming it was a date was your first mistake.