Health: Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me...

By charlotte9338 - 23/10/2011 23:32 - Canada

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

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By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 20:03 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

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Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By aaaa - 25/09/2018 17:30

Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML

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By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

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By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

thats not very handy

minichu 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:42

I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!

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midoriMentality 11

Monday 24 October 2011 19:20

whenever someone bitches about not being able to do something with one hand, I think of my mother, who's been a hemipalegic (Left side paralysis) for the past 18 years. She does everything with one hand including, opening her own drinks, pills and otc meds (even child proof ones), ties her own shoes, gets herself dressed, can put her hair in a pony tail and a hell of a lot more.. it's called improvise. I can do almost all the stuff my mom can with one hand as well. it's not difficult.

horsecrazy420 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 2:15

way to sound like an arse. Ya its great that your mom knows how to live an independent life, but shes also dealt with it for a long time. Im sure this person didnt plan on breaking their hand, so dealing with every day issues is completely new to them! You could at least show a little compassion.

theressarina 2

Monday 24 October 2011 19:33

Ask a neighbor to open it, once its opened, that's it. You live alone, so no need to close it.

justinlee13 3

Monday 24 October 2011 19:51

Must have taken you an hour just to type that post huh? hehe... Get well soon!

TheLBG 5

Monday 24 October 2011 20:02

Use your teeth to hold the bottle.

juwood 7

Monday 24 October 2011 20:56

Grip it between your feet and use your other hand to open the container.

bubby125 0

Monday 24 October 2011 20:56

msbabiitearz 0

Monday 24 October 2011 20:57

How did u right this story then??? lMFAO

alpacamybooks 11

Monday 24 October 2011 21:43

#127 - Are you retarded? Since when was opening a bottle of pills the same as typing on a keyboard?

manasstalker 7

Monday 24 October 2011 22:05

My younger brother is handicapped and one of his arms don't work. Just do what he does, he puts the bottle between his knees then pushes down and twists.