Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
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klol_fml 11
thats not very handy
minichu 4
I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!
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Comments (202)
PrincessMeow 1
Sucks to be you, but why would you waste your time and energy trying to type this FML with only one hand ?
ergo_fml 13
Irony!!! Put it in another bottle after you get someone to open it for you?
FFvogt 0
come on now, be innovative. maybe you can put the bottle between your feet to stabilize it and twist the top. or a vise grip, or something
MyReinvention55 7
Grab a hammer!
livedandlaughed 10
Pill Bottle + Hammer = Problem Solved
dpgft10 0
Hi I'm missing my left arm and the way I open bottles is by holding them with my knees .
theroustons 6
Dude.. U should like get a hobo or sumthing to do it for you. Just pay him he will do it:)
evilteddybear 0
Hold it between ur arm and chest and twist with your other hand...yay for creatice thinking....... Orr dammit god we need more arms!
Bekaah13 0
Same thing happened to me this summer!!
Seduisant 7
Awww):