Health: Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me...

By charlotte9338 - 23/10/2011 23:32 - Canada

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

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By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

thats not very handy

minichu 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:42

I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!

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SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:48

Don't try to hide the real problem. ... just use the other hand.

YayFlameWarz 9

Monday 24 October 2011 14:43

Obviously the Op broke his dominant hand and opening a child proof bottle with your opposite hand is a bitch.

mrbattleman 10

Monday 24 October 2011 8:49

come on now, just keep trying, you've got to figure out how to get it eventually. don't be an Adolf Quitler

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

Or a Quidaffi

The_creator_fml 2

Monday 24 October 2011 8:51

Lol just a tip, if you go poo dont wipe with the wrong hand!

ButlerOfChaos 7

Saturday 9 November 2013 17:23

But, it's like... free toilet paper.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 24 October 2011 8:52

Have a friend or family member open it ONCE and then don't screw the lid on ever again.

Enslaved 36

Monday 24 October 2011 9:02

This is true. She lives solo so she shouldn't have to worry about it falling into the wrong hands.

yamikou 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:55

can I give you a hand to open it?

candiicane 12

Monday 24 October 2011 8:56

Just go back to the pharmacy and ask for the non-safety vial, they should have no issue in doing so. Hope the pain goes away soon!

unlucky90 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

Ydi for not being able to figure out how to open the bottle. Step 1: place bottle firmly between your knees. Step 2: use the hand that IS NOT broken to remove cap. Step 3: down the entire bottle of meds with a shitload of vodka bc you're an idiot.