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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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TMI

By PatientInWaiting - 19/03/2012 10:37 - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

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By teeeessst - 13/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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frecktured 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 16:46

I think those words were for the gynaecologist

MissVeracity 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 16:47

Better than words like "disease" and "infertility"

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ethanman82 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:00

I bet they have tons of people that come

rokolodo 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:23

Yes that is our motto, I am a gynecologist.

Ikeaknomehunter 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:25

Are you sure you were at the gynaecologist?

applebramble 22

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:26

Happy ending lol

Jamie1806 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:35

That is so creepy. It's stuff like that that makes me scared to go there.

your_face 15

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:35

I know, like seriously, OMG, why would they tell you to relax before a perfectly normal medical procedure that they know you're probably uptight and nervous about? It's almost like they're trying to make it easier for everyone involved, those freaks. I mean just because I choose to let someone inspect my lady bits rather than risk them being diseased, doesn't mean they should make me feel comfortable while they're doing it. Honestly though, if you feel so violated that you equate a GYN visit with rape, you should probably just stop going, and hope that you don't have any problems down there. It is highly recommended that you get yourself checked, but no one's going to force you.

oinkmoosquid 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:07

I don't get it.. What's so bad about that?

Ranger538 3

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:21

This is by far the most idiotic FML I've ever seen

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:41

they want you to be comfortable yet make you feel uncomfortable

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:45

Your gynecologist must have been a former optometrist. "Better like this, or better like this, better like this or better like this?"

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