Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
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Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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Top comments
cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
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Comments (92)
UglyFatGirl 9
awkward ..
crisanba 18
That sucks op maybe she lied to you to spike you on your CURRENT marriage with her ex
babyseastar 5
Get that fool out of your life !!
BlesstheSilence 11
Is this a common law marriage? There isn't any way you could have legally married him.
Shosho7 3
Sucks really :/ !
JennNoVa 8
Since he never divorced her, technically you two aren't legally married so at least you don't have to spend a fortune on a divorce attorney!
SinfulEnd 20
Whats the punishment for polygamy? Multiple Mother-in-laws!
photogodess 13
Sadly that means your marriage is actually void and non existence. So sorry to hear that, id get a lawyer and sue him for that
CurseWriter 2
The thing i dont get is how was he even able to marry u if he was already married? Did he like change his name or something? And really ppl so u think OP would say theyre married if they werent?
joyce71 5
I think you guys need to sit down and have a discussion