Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
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Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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Top comments
cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
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Comments (92)
Goblin182 26
What is the penalty for having two wives? Having two mother-in-laws. Sorry, couldn't resist.
edmunson 22
And a cymbal sound repeats!
lininnes 6
Did he know his not-yet-divorced wife work there ?? I am interested how he introduced u to her...
Admastvia 4
Instead of acting rash and divorcing him immediately, take a moment to think and hear his side first. Brash decisions will put you in a worse situation.
chocolatefrog28 29
There would have been a "Clean up in aisle 12" issue in that particular grocery store, I hope he had a good story to back him up.
brave_josh 9
Married, divorced? All of these are just labels, what matters is love. Yeah, he probably didn't love her
brittyboo123 35
I hope you're planning on divorcing him.
cass99 11
Go and listen to his side of the story! But don't go believing some phony and lame excuse!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I got news for you honey, he's not even your husband. Cut your losses and find someone who's not trying to have their cake and eat it too.
skyeyez9 24
He can get sent to jail for bigamy.
Smoldering 15
How did you marry him? The system will not let you get married to someone who is all ready currently married to some one. Having multiple wives or husbands is not aloud on the US.
Lehk 9
selling drugs is not "aloud" in the US either but people do it. there is not national centralized database of who has what marital status actually preventing bigamous marriages, it is however a crime in many states so he could be sent to jail or fined