Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
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Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
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Comments (92)
circlelranch69 1
Congratulations your the other woman, as it stands now since you went to Her job, she can go after you for harassment, variety of things. She may very well drag you into it by filing a restraining order.
Bludmagnus 13
Sorry to tell you this, as this is really a case of FYL.. but your husband sounds like a practiced polygamist.. if he could fool two women... there is probably more.
satanismyruler 7
2 words...divorce immediately.
fantasyworld 37
Leave him.
karlikaragiannis 8
That's illegal
gratunka 11
yikes. that is an arrestable offense.
fullacrapallofyou 14
Bull