Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML
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Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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cutycat136 28
Maybe you'll have to explain things a little more with this one. Maybe also mention where she could go if she knew she was awake. Not just that she could go if she was awake :P
russiancat464 12
cleanup on aisle 9!
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herpderpcx 18
Put her in pull up diapers when you're in public until she learns how to use the toilet?
onlychildFTW 34
I think she just misunderstood OP. It sounds like the is potty trained but just has Bedwetting issues.
NthDakotaBeaches 12
YDI. This was a terribly worded explanation... Could explain why she peed in a supermarket.
wierdDreams 10
Op, Is it that she fell asleep in the trolley or something and pinched herself in sleep .If it is so please mention
brendejafulable 41
cute
ChibiChick25 8
Its cute until the stench of urine spreads across the entire produce section. I would suggest going the old fashion 'how to train your dog' way and sit her on the toilet couple of hours and she can't move until she goes.
laurelfire 15
Yeah, if you want to traumatise her. If anything, that's what not to do. No better way for her to learn that she doesn't want to use the toilet.
NavyWife9299 5
thats why my sister would always wait for nap time to go to the bathroom. the pull ups were put on for bed time!
ChibiChick25 8
@#40 You can't let a 4 year old make the decision to decide when she wants to use the toilet because she doesn't want to use the toilet hence the fact she happily peed on herself in grocery store. You do it your way and your going to have an unpotty trained kid going to kindergarten in no time. And believe me, teachers don't clean up piss.
misfitunfit 21
LOL!! As the mother of a three year old, I can completely commiserate with you! I'm sorry haha
dragonladiesfire 19
She listened to you, on the bright side.
mistress_paz 30
Gross
TPrice21 2
Lucid dreaming, you're doing it wrong.
WitchyMermaid 3
spunds like she needs a spanking for that and pullups tell her " you pee in your pantys like a baby so here you can wear a diaper like a baby"
ProgMetalMan 8
Please never have kids. The kid clearly misunderstood without malicious intent. Besides, with incontinence you never use punishment or it gets worse. Spanking kids, especially when they don't deserve it, screws them up. Finally, diapers are for medical conditions, not punishment.
vbecka 17
Have to agree with #50 here. Spanking a baby because he/she took something her/his parent said literally is just plain wrong. I was raised believing that you should never lay a hand on your children, spanking or otherwise. And I grew up fine, never badmouthed my mom or did anything wrong against her. I actually don't understand why people feel the need to spank their children? In my opinion, if you have the respect of your children by being a fair and somewhat strict parent, your children will respect you without you needing to use spanking.. I don't know, am I the only one who feels that way? I live in Norway, and it seems like everytime I'm in here and it's about children, someone says "spank them". Just doesn't sit well with me..