Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML
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Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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cutycat136 28
Maybe you'll have to explain things a little more with this one. Maybe also mention where she could go if she knew she was awake. Not just that she could go if she was awake :P
russiancat464 12
cleanup on aisle 9!
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Comments (70)
ma12r 22
Could've explained it a bit better but hey she's 4. Should've known she'd misunderstand it a bit.
devildog562 33
Haha I think that's cute . Kids that young take things literally. Just work at it with her and all will be fine .
ClaireBrush 16
Hey, she's a good listener.
beararm 11
kids can do anything and it's still fucken funny.
150493x 29
I wouldn't say this particular situation is ******** funny.
laditiggsz 11
Aww that's too cute poor thing lol
vikky538 29
kids understand things differently
ThePez828 18
My baby is 1.5 years old and I'm dreading potty training so much! FYL, OP! I can just imagine your annoyance!
BBeffedmylife 28
There really is no reason to dread it.. The worst thing you can do when potty training is get annoyed or upset. There will always be accidents you just have to expect them.. Kids pick up on things and if you are dreading it they will have a negative reaction to it too.
Brandi_Faith 34
Best thing to do when potty training is to put them on every 20-30 minutes (depending on age, how much they drink/pee). At the beginning of potty training it's just the parent being trained. You just have to keep putting them on trying to catch them before they pee until they finally learn the feeling of how to make themselves pee. Start with every 20 minutes and you should be pretty good. It's basically you being trained to put them on the toilet at the beginning. Oh, and reward them with a gummie or marshmallow every time they pee on the toilet, or we've even done a brand new toy to play with for a few minutes after they pee, then you put it back on the counter where they can see it and they get to play with it when they pee on the toilet again. Great motivator!
AliciaMeow 12
Be smarter than the kid, it's as simple as that.
BBeffedmylife 28
Yes! We bribed my daughter with fruit snacks. She was fully potty trained 2 months before she turned 2!
simply_chan3l 13
When dealing with children, ALWAYS remember details, details, details! The little munchkins will follow your instructions to the tee, but still have the ability to create a scenario worse than what you expected.
Jake42100 17
Well she has half of it down good...
shino411cute 13
Don't feel to bad she could of done what my son did
missyfiona89 28
What did your son do?