Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML
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Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I learned that the gentleman who found my wallet was not satisfied with the $300 cash and forged a check for a washer and dryer. I found out when I checked my account. It cleared. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
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MouseyN 0
Tell him to pay it back or you'll be taking him to small-claims court.
pleasetryagain 0
If this guy SENT you a confession you can definitely press charges.
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Comments (105)
Subjectzero 0
you deserve this for not having direct deposit.
soreness123 0
I would kill your roommate. FYL
so_bored_at_work 0
Um, your roommate shouldn't have been able to cash your check if it was in your name. Could be a good FML, except that it's fake.
tymarie2012 31
not unless his roomie either looks like him, or is a really good forger...
AEM_Racer1320 0
Sue! Go on Judge Judy, it'll be a good laugh.
sportsnut 0
that is hard core illegal and you should get the money back from the bank for making an unauthorized cashing of a check
unbreakablehoes 0
Lol. What a degen. What are you going to do?
gemini02 0
This is bs. How'd the roomiie cash his check??
dopeman 0
Small-claims? Judge Judy? Punch him in the face and move out. Simples.
dru67 0
I would kick the shit out of that kid. Plain and simple, and then i would take whatever he had of value and sell it or just keep it because i could. and if he had a problem with it id slap him and tell him to go to his room, which would now be the hall way.
omgzdude 0
you can sue him for stealing and other costs like intrest and the trouble!