Money: Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my...

By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sosoram - 13/10/2018 05:00 - United States - Victorville

Today, I learned that the gentleman who found my wallet was not satisfied with the $300 cash and forged a check for a washer and dryer. I found out when I checked my account. It cleared. FML

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By cami - 19/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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MouseyN 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 16:06

Tell him to pay it back or you'll be taking him to small-claims court.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 16:06

If this guy SENT you a confession you can definitely press charges.

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Subjectzero 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:27

you deserve this for not having direct deposit.

soreness123 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:00

I would kill your roommate. FYL

so_bored_at_work 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 21:58

Um, your roommate shouldn't have been able to cash your check if it was in your name. Could be a good FML, except that it's fake.

tymarie2012 31

Friday 6 May 2011 5:57

not unless his roomie either looks like him, or is a really good forger...

AEM_Racer1320 0

Friday 13 November 2009 2:11

Sue! Go on Judge Judy, it'll be a good laugh.

sportsnut 0

Friday 13 November 2009 2:54

that is hard core illegal and you should get the money back from the bank for making an unauthorized cashing of a check

unbreakablehoes 0

Friday 13 November 2009 4:24

Lol. What a degen. What are you going to do?

gemini02 0

Friday 13 November 2009 10:04

This is bs. How'd the roomiie cash his check??

dopeman 0

Friday 13 November 2009 15:36

Small-claims? Judge Judy? Punch him in the face and move out. Simples.

dru67 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:55

I would kick the shit out of that kid. Plain and simple, and then i would take whatever he had of value and sell it or just keep it because i could. and if he had a problem with it id slap him and tell him to go to his room, which would now be the hall way.