Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML
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Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I learned that the gentleman who found my wallet was not satisfied with the $300 cash and forged a check for a washer and dryer. I found out when I checked my account. It cleared. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
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MouseyN 0
Tell him to pay it back or you'll be taking him to small-claims court.
pleasetryagain 0
If this guy SENT you a confession you can definitely press charges.
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Comments (105)
hercules268 0
Someone needs to teach that gambling son of a bitch some manners. Basically kick the shit out of him. I know that's what i'd do, but i'm just saying.
telfie 0
I'd kick his sorry as into next Tuesday. Direct deposit. Get it. It is your FRIEND.
Turtleboy0 0
shouldnt have left it laying around
mason022 0
I'm not sure I believe this, seeing as it's illegal to cash someone elses cheque unless that person is with u at the bank teller, with id and signs for it.
starberries 0
I don't know what the rules are in your country, but in the US, you can cash someone else's check if they sign the back of it. The roommate would only have to forge the signature.
da_byrdwatcha 0
his shit would all be outside the door when he came home if that was me...locks changed and all dont be a pussy cant have a theif as a roomate
X_o_X_ocutie 0
Today my boyfriend got screamed at for gambling away his roommates money U MADE HIM CRY LOOK WHAT U DID LOL JK
mrlopez 13
OP, You shouldve crossed your check before doing something silly like take a nap.
Turkey_Slab 0
Ouch I L O V E S P A M M I N I G T H I S W A Y T R O L L F A C E !
skittyskatbrat 19
Hope you called your boss and had that check cancelled, FAST.
sarah_jane 8
I'd kick him out till he paid me back and the rent