Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered enough food for three people. The cashier asked if I needed extra napkins “for the group.” I panicked and said, “Yes, for the kids in the back.” There are no kids. Just me, alone, eating like a human trash compactor. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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arhanes 0
why even lie about it. doubt she cared
happyk 0
The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.
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Comments (231)
baseball154 0
ydi for being a fat ass who eats 5 hamburges nd 16 ur pic is frigging creepy!
geethanks975 3
Lol
theboogieman 0
mmm 16 turns me on lol
IpenguinFace 0
...Someone needs to go on a diet...and get some friends.
corticalchaos 0
YDI for being a fatass
justthinking 0
dudde.. half the people on hear are being jackasses,why would you insult someone like that... he's obousily,sad about it.so dont sit there and call him shit honestly what he did makes me feel sad..not to sit there and call him a fatasss.and shit growup people
oshi16toofly 0
why would you like to a complete stranger about wat you wanted to eat? If you felt like you had to do that you shouldn't have ordered that much
JessAmmyy_ 0
you have no life.
WeaponOfLove 0
eating a lot of cheeseburgers doesn't mean your fat. my friend eats waaay more food than me and she is super duper skinny.
Britney_Spears 1
Why would you put this on FML? You had to know people were going to judge you an leave asshole comments. "Oh ur so fat haw haw". Whatever, go **** yourselves. Never been hungry before? Then shut the **** up. And even if he is fat, he's allowed to order however much food he goddamn wants.