Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The...

By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Hamza - 02/11/2022 22:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I took my friend to the hospital because he was sick. The doctor started asking me questions, as he thought I was the sick one. When I told him I wasn't sick, my friend was, he said, "You look more sick than him." FML

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By Kelsey - 06/04/2020 17:00

Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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By alli67 - 22/11/2014 03:26

Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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badonis 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 12:30

What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.

alpuppy 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:35

agree with #1, hope you reported him.

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SofaKingHappy 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 22:19

YDI for bein a fatty patty :) sorry i call em as i see em....well, read em...*ahem*

robotiick 12

Friday 3 June 2011 4:43

3- I'm starting a fan club for u

lovesxbox 0

Friday 29 July 2011 7:58

lmao! win! ^^

tommyfox 19

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:11

WIN.

jlvgarcia 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:02

Hahaha agreed :)

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 27 February 2012 17:15

@Everyone who's telling OP that she needs to lose weight/is fat: Really, just because some random dickweed decides to call her a fatty doesn't mean she actually is. I know you know that most guys are jackasses when it comes to women and that it's only the outside of a person that counts... because if you're not 110 pounds or less obvi you're fat.

hewro_failure 11

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:35

Who cares he is a murse that is so much worse ha cause he chose to do that ... You could just have a slow metabolism but his statement could be used as motivation.