By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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happylittleman 0

I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

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yesmanddd 4

I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

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ICantDanceLOL 1

Just pee on yourself. It is the best way to heal the stings. Unless its not on you leg, pee in a cup and dump it on you. Unless it's your face. That's just gross

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Chibineko223 0

Do u live in a pineapple under the sea? :smile:

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AwkweirdSituatio 0

looks like u found the two jellyfish then hahaha :-S

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tubaa1 2

I've been there, just be thankful there were only two and not 2000+ b/c this is the rime of year when they all wash into the area from the sea

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armystrongbaby 0

stupid post... all summer I get stung. almost every week. grow some

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missbellaboo 5

Oh please! I've been stung loads of times.... I fail to see how being stung is an FML. I'm sure you will survive

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Dr_Jackal 16

He said it was safe to swim, not that you wouldn’t be stung

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