Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML
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Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I asked my dermatologist why my acne has been getting worse, despite following her directions and spending hundreds of dollars on medicine. She just shrugged and told me they can't actually cure my acne. However, they can prescribe me a bunch of stuff and hope one works. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
Today, my dentist kept staring at me with a worried expression while working on me. Concerned that something was wrong with my teeth, I asked her what was the matter. She replied, "I'm not a dermatologist, but you should go to a doctor, I think you have staph." She was referring to my acne. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
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beautifulbeau 4
What a bitch.
im_too_pro 2
Puberty's a bitch. But honesty is a bitch as well
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Comments (118)
NIRVANA1990s 1
hahaha that's mean!
sarbear293 4
Well that's definitely not constructive criticism.
tildoorf84 7
no more pizza for you, ydi
Thor12 1
No he/she didn't deserve it because it's scientifically proven that what you eat has nothing to do with acne. It doesn't cause it or make it worse. It's a myth.
bobeattaco 5
You sir, are a ******* idiot.
MarisaCB 16
Ahem, I'm sorry Thor, however.... I have to correct you. Dairy has an effect on acne - it's bad. Carrots are full of vitamin A and help skin a little bit. But wtf eating pizza (unless you eat it every day, in which case weight would be a bigger problem) will not worsen your skin.
aksweetheart 7
pizza has nothing to do with it. unless they were to rub it on their face, then the grease from the pizza would actually make them break out. but that's highly unlikely so I am just going to have to leave you with this: you might want to at least know what you are talking about before you write it on FML. I'm really sorry though if you were kidding or something, I am just saying.
donkey79 0
Well that was professional. You got what you paid for.
KristenRose 0
That sucks, I have the same problem. The most cause is stress, so don't pop them and be happy it's summer
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Was it true or a joke?
Ajwc101 24
That was highly unprofessional . It's okay OP. They will go away over time.
anna_aaaa 0
Cetaphil face wash works like a charm! Cleared my terrible acne!
1soda1pOp1 6
Well, that was professional of her.
bobeattaco 5
Original....
GSU2013 6
Try Noxema! It burns like hell but the burning means it's working!
rebeccac3 5
That's sucks hard. But side-note- cut out dairy and u won't believe how your skin clears up! Scouts honor!