Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Testing it out
Today, I asked my dermatologist why my acne has been getting worse, despite following her directions and spending hundreds of dollars on medicine. She just shrugged and told me they can't actually cure my acne. However, they can prescribe me a bunch of stuff and hope one works. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Hypochondriac
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Skin care
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
Spotted
Today, my dentist kept staring at me with a worried expression while working on me. Concerned that something was wrong with my teeth, I asked her what was the matter. She replied, "I'm not a dermatologist, but you should go to a doctor, I think you have staph." She was referring to my acne. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
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beautifulbeau 4
What a bitch.
im_too_pro 2
Puberty's a bitch. But honesty is a bitch as well
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Isa_fml 20
That was mean. :( I hope you can find something that helps your skin. Good luck!
Albarufus 13
Accutane is the solution! :D
jamieyolo 1
U should of got them checjed out a while ago before u let them get that bad.
MrRayBans 8
At least you know that the worst is behind you. Unless you require surgery or something... I'd be happy about that.
KatieeAdamss 17
BURN.
xRezSynn 15
What a bitch....
Sh1btastic 4
Bit of degreaser and some windex should clear it right up
why_me209 13
try the clear pore cleanser/mask by neutragena at target
toshimahalaketa 6
in all honestly I'm so glad I never had acne problems
fantasyworld 39
I'm almost 20 and still have all this acne on my face. It's big and red, very embarrassing. I mostly break out on my forehead and the side of my face.