Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML
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trackrunner525 0
lmao, that sucks man...blue balls :-p
coloradodude12 0
Ouch. But she was drunk.
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backseatfever 0
i'm almost positive i know which formal this is and possibly the poster, and believe me, it is possible. lol. and yes, they do take shuttle busses to the formals. so everyone calm down. meaning number 15 who is an idiot. lol.
whatever234 0
HAHAHAHAA. That's awesome, and not an FML at all. Those of you who posted negative comments are morons.
Dhamy 0
...So go dance with her? and then make her finish after? xD
Jem_fml 0
ADD win!
rukusrazor 0
Use those tears to finish yourself off.
DieVanity 0
Thats brutal! Hahahahah
WindChaser 0
girls.....girls....
ditlihi 0
Well, what do you expect dude. She's a sorority girl. They have not dignity. But it's not your fault. You'll learn soon enough. Have fun with the sorority girls for a while but make SURE you don't marry any of them. Then go out and find yourself a descent lady.
fcuk_mylife 0
YDI for having a ***** for a girlfriend.
hottiegirl09 0
No one thinks about the girl! I mean it could have been her favorite song and her thoughts were suck his dick and dance to my favorite song i think she has chosen the right path to fallow!LOL