Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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jerzjay 17
Someone's got some explaining to do!!!
dawood_k 27
You have the weekend to find a new GF
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Comments (84)
little_one 20
Who knows she could just want to be alone, or go out for lunch with her girlfriends guilt free. Maybe she just wants to do her own thing without you... I like the odd day when I'm off and my husband is working I get more done, and can relax do whatever I feel like. Just be straight up with her, no sneaking around or mind games flat out say I went by your work but you weren't there.
Algorithm 24
...but she still lied to OP. Those are perfectly fine things to need and do, but lying about them isn't. Regardless of the answer to where she actually is, the two of them need to have a serious talk about honesty and being able to trust each other.
alisha0215 12
I wouldn't come right out and say it because that gives her a chance to cover up another lie.
MandieL 27
Sometimes just coming out and saying it is the best option. It catches them off guard. Trying to catch them in a lie can be deceitful as well and cause more animosity. Communication is a very important part of a relationship for both parties. The GF lied, regardless of her reasons that is wrong, but OP needs to decide if it's worth talking it out and if it is the best way to do that is to just confront her with it.
Delsanity 13
Time to tell her she wont be seeing you any day of the week.
anonnnymous10 10
I would ask her about it before jumped to conclusions. Theres a small chance that she's doing some elaborate surprise for you
vikky538 29
You need a serious talk
magiotti 10
Wait till next saturday when she "works" and see where she is really going.
Mysterious_one 26
Follow up needed urgently
worldclassrager 41
You don't know her updated sechedule?
cupcakebruh 21
well obviously shes been lying to him, which is the problem here
ohSNAPyall 27
Uh... She's been planning a surprise party for you! An elaborate surprise.
plan_Z 14
I would keep quiet till next week and follow. Then if she is meeting up with another guy call her. If she picks up and says she is at work walk up to her and let her know you know about her lies and you are done. I would not give her a chance to lie about why she was lieing about her days off.
kirby1964 20
Ok, here is another possible answer. With the ACA rules, a lot of people are having their hours cut. To make up for that, they are getting a second similar job at another place. But if that was true, she would have told you.