Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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jerzjay 17
Someone's got some explaining to do!!!
dawood_k 27
You have the weekend to find a new GF
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Comments (84)
amarie2009 22
Next saturday follow her!!
Blackbiker_fml 7
I'm quite honestly a bit shocked that the very vast majority of the comments are so narrow-minded. Although I shouldn't be since as a general rule men, and even more women, are so insecure and lacking confidence in dealing with delicate personal matters it's not even funny. Ok, so here's my point of view. The woman chose to dissimulate what she's really doing while pretending to be working and get time for herself - whether it is for banging someone else or whatever, it's irrelevant. In my opinion everyone in a relationship needs a secret garden where they can have something just for themselves, and that's ok. So she's lying to you. If she's commited to you in your everyday life, she makes you happy and you're satisfied with your couple, then who cares. She deserves some private space for herself and it's best for both of you, if you care about her and your relationship, that you DON'T try to find out what she's doing in these saturdays. It doesn't really matter and trust me, it usually comes a time when you get your reward for your acceptance and discretion. Think outside the box is ftw.
Einstein89 0
Wrong. If she's committed to you, there should be no problem telling you she would like some time to herself, go somewhere by herself, etc. Lies are never good in a relationship. The happiest you'll ever be us when you find someone who accepted you entirely for who you are and can be totally honest.
RealSuperSand 21
67 sounds like you don't know jack shit about the importance of honesty in any relationship, much less a romantic one. OP definitely should find out what's going on, especially if she's ******* someone else on the side, not only is it a ****** thing to do to someone you're in a supposedly committed relationship with, but there are potential health issues like STD's.
fabcade 14
I'm sorry man, she may or may not be cheating but you do need to address the problem
fonkimonki 7
If you work in the week, and the weekends are the only times you get together, you need some serious explanation. The relationship is in trouble unless - the boss was winding you up, she has another job on Saturdays somewhere else, or she has a convincing explanation
K3719er 9
Scotty doesn't know, that Fiona and me...
enderless 6
ask her what his name is
bhopejohnston 16
call her and ask where she's at, when she says "work" say "weird..because I'm at your work right now" then she will pretty much have no choice but to come up with a shitty excuse (which would be a dead giveaway that this is one of those "I have to work late A.K.A go suck some sick" scenarios)
ale1139 20
Deflate her tyre the night before and offer to drop her off Saturday morning.
tiredofwaiting 25
Someone has some explaining to do.
CraCked01 2
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know..