Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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jerzjay 17
Someone's got some explaining to do!!!
dawood_k 27
You have the weekend to find a new GF
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Comments (84)
GeorgiaBea 28
Unless she got a second job, you should def find a new girl.
Radgears47 23
Although it is a slim chance, perhaps it was the boss's idea of joke?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Why would they do that? That makes no sense.
MandieL 27
Maybe the boss is into her and wanted to create strife between them.
Cads1 24
So she is banging your brother then.
chisty87 16
Before you make a rash decisions look into it maybe it's not what you think but please do tell us what you find out.
MandieL 27
I agree, she could be taking classes to surprise him with something, or seeing a therapist and is embarrassed. Especially if it is an earlyish relationship.
atomicxsarah 17
You should probably find a new girlfriend. She's probably cheating on you too.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Don't know why you're getting down voted. This is the scenario with the highest likelihood. Although, some people here will blindly cling to their faith in humanity after eons of proof that says you shouldn't trust another human, ever.
deathshead 19
I feel bad for both of your comments thumbs up for both of you
whitnayfortooh 29
oooooooooo got 'em!!!
not_your_taco 15
I need a follow up
jew_lala 11
Follow her the next Saturday morning.... See where she goes!
EcoAirWarrior 7
Her absence from her place of work may not necessarily incriminate her as guilty of adultery. She may be taking a day to relax and reflect. She shouldn't have deceived you though so I would evaluate your relationship with her and study the amount of time it takes before she confesses to lying.
Vanderdale 14
Since her manager says she hasn't worked that day for two months, I think it's safe to say she wasn't 'taking a day to relax and reflect'.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
No you're right it's doubtful she's taking a day to "relax" but it still doesn't confirm she's guilty of adultery. She could have consoling sessions, planning a surprise for him, be taking a class secretly, and a bunch of other options, although they are admittedly unlikely, they are still a possibility. He should discuss with her before making any decisions, however she also should not have lied in the first place.
janfleury 19
Ask her what's going on. She may have a good reason for doing this. Even if she does you two need to have a talk on commutation. If she doesn't have a reason or you think she is lying about it dump her because you deserve more that that.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure she will make up a good reason. it's hard to trust someone who's been misleading you for so long