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By not drunk - 21/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was at a restaurant. I turned around looking for the restroom. I almost walked into the men’s room, then corrected myself and stumbled in the hallway looking for the ladies’. The employees thought I was drunk and kicked me out. I hadn’t had a single drink. I’m just clumsy as shit. FML
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Chazzster 26

First time wearing high heels in public?

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Chazzster 26

First time wearing high heels in public?

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Jaymail 18

If it’s a single stall bathroom with a lock on it and the ladies room is occupied and you REALLY have to go then what’s the big deal? I’ve done it myself under those circumstances. Otherwise just acknowledge your error. Apologize if needed. And don’t give it a second thought.

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RichardPencil 30

Even more reason to kick you out! They kick out drunks because alcohol makes normally coordinated people clumsy. They don't need your klutz-ass smashing glassware and fine china.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Are you more of a Peter Sellers "Clouseau" or a Steve Martin version?

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