Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Top comments
EpicKid07 10
Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.
alexwow1 13
Hope you have insurance
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Comments (150)
yourdepression 3
Maybe it is a sign to stop smoking?
TheRealPitBoss 17
Just out of curiosity? Was it you're cigarettes you was going for.
olpally 33
Pretty lame to just steal cigarettes... It'd be more of an FML had they actually stolen your car. You got lucky. Lol.
chosha_fml 27
Somebody really wants you to quit.
georgeee97 9
Smoking kills!
ahippienamedrae 10
Take the hint, and stop smoking.:D
captainObviously 15
This is a sign. Its time to quit smoking!
Zachthejoker 10
At least they only stole your cigarettes and not your car
pinguino3669_fml 23
Looks like someone's smoking problem has gotten seriously out of hand.
LifeFailure 16
They did you a favor by taking your cancer sticks but windows are expensive to replace!