You swam into that one

By ugh.. - 09/08/2009 15:27 - United States

Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
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caancoha 0
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Well, you went out on a limb.

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lab2lb 0

i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

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sireen 0

ouchh:/ but how did you not notice.. even with a towel

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Ichigoner 0

How could he have known?? Its not his fault. And "i notices" XD Grammar Nazi over here.

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danielrp34 7
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Well, when do you hop? When you have something stuck in your foot, or you have only one....I think thats clear....

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JFox 8
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Adults may only hop if there's something stuck in their foot. Kids hop for no reason.

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dx169 0
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When you saw someone at risk of danger, you sure "hopped" on it eh? Eh? Eh...?

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scholmo88 0
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Yeah, im a lifeguard and unless your dumb, you'd have known! If she was wearing a towel you'd notice that her leg would be caught up in it! Making a visible bulge! I think this is a fake FML

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Redneck325Ci 0

"Unless your dumb"...."YOU'RE", not "your". Oh, the irony! Dumb ass. Stick to being a life-guard for a good while, until you learn to spell properly.

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SubAtomicBeauty 0

Rag on his grammar all you would like to, he does have a point. Although, I wouldn't jump to the assumption that it's a fake FML, as lifeguards DO tend to shout things like that without thinking. I've had to yell 'No running' so many times, it's a monotonous reflex, now.

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SubAtomicBeauty 0

P.S.: NOW I think it could be a fake. Barring an indoor pool, there aren't many pools in Alaska.

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sireen 0

how did you not notice:/

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gurly98 13

Ur stupid I dont think anyone would notice

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mat_sib 18
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Trying twice isn't gonna help

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lab2lb 0

i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

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paperfox_fml 0
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You're 3rd. At the time of your posting, no one had said YDI.

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falloutgurl517 0

I think that was towards all the people who clicked YDI....

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XvxvX 0
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#4, They can swim too you know! You were just doing your job and you didnt know

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Ash1984 0

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darren824 0
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they can still swim

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CL41RE 0

poor child

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caancoha 0
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Well, you went out on a limb.

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KiwiDingo 0

really not funny. no need to post it twice.

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newguy12 0

you should have 'notices' that her towel only had the outling of one leg

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ichat21 9
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missymay993 11

And you could write like a normal person...

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caancoha 0
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Well, you went out on a limb.

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thereitgo 1

Ehh, you could have typed properly and been like a halfway decently intelligent person, you didn't have to sound like a complete retard.

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volleyballgirl16 0
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YDI for being an asshole you didnt have to say it harshly

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rttr 18

He was doing his jon

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Lichinamo 33

No, I don't think he was having sex with his toilet

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thatguynamedsky 32
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how could he have known, he probably deal with people actually hopping around all the time

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