Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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silvanawernli 5
your fault man
onlychildFTW 34
Well I guess that's one way to avoid "the talk" with her. I just hope she isn't scared for life from that. YDI totally dude.
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Comments (154)
DoginDarkness 8
Shouldn't ever match a product to everything, it will screw you over like this.
FrankHotpants 31
Every parent will have some sort of technology fail at some point.
EvilLittleMan 23
Why does "alone" time have to involve technology? What's wrong with the old school way of things such as the Five Knuckle Shuffle and your imagination?
countrygirl109 11
Lets just hope your daughter is young enough so she doesn't remember this.
Not_Impressed13 9
Sorry, OP. But while there is nothing wrong with grabbing some alone time, YDI for having an Apple TV...
karen1991 15
Early growth and development!
christian_slate 16
She screamed, meaning when she loses her virginity early, it's your fault!
BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa 14
It's a well known fact that children who scream a lot are more likely to lose their virginities early
RoseCrystal 17
Looks like you'll be giving her the sex talk way earlier than you hoped.
laden_swallow09 35
How many times has this happened? Seriously, this isn't the first time I've read this story.
sanecatlady 13
My father didn't have innocence-ruining technology back then. What he did have was a bunch of magazines and a little girl (me) who was too curious for her own good... :(