Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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silvanawernli 5
your fault man
onlychildFTW 34
Well I guess that's one way to avoid "the talk" with her. I just hope she isn't scared for life from that. YDI totally dude.
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Comments (154)
zaise_chsa 19
Something tells me this might be a Freudian slip and maybe you wanted to do some of that stuff in the **** with your daughter? You wouldn't be the first one to want that.
ThomasBombadil 31
What? I think your post is a Freudian slip. Wow.
your_ma 27
Most appalling comment ever. Congratulations?!
OhzTP 7
Yeah and i think a fair few of the others are in jail by now.
stuntedat5000 4
You are one sick **** that's just wrong on so many levels
moimoimoi125_fml 11
I think (hope?) that it was a failed attempt to humor.
your_ma 27
32 - yeah cos there's nothing funnier than incestuous paedophilia right?
mattrd_fml 31
#38: he said FAILED attempt.
swick25 22
WOW Something tells me that you're a sick **** to even think or say something like that dude!! Ya it was nit the best of timing for this to have happened, it was an accident. clearly you are perfect and have never been caught out doing anything of this nature. ******* idiot!!
cjlerch 29
For your sake, I hope that that was an (failed) attempt at being funny.
wtdafuq 6
Technology. . Screwing lives once again!
OhzTP 7
His life isn't the only thing getting screwed...
skipper2009 18
No you're not confused but an idiot.
EmmaMK 35
She can never unsee that! I know from experience, I've never asked to borrow my dad's iPad again. Off for therapy and to rock in a corner somewhere.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Awkward
kumonsucks 7
Call your provider and make sure to yell really loud, "WHY DID YOU CHANGE OUR CHANNELS". Then wing it from there
Smoxxii 17
Congratulations, you've scarred your daughter for life. Father of the year, everyone!
perdix 31
Blame it on the perverted guinea pig!
evelynproud 12
That's really messed up.
Lehk 9
have fun in prison.
arandomusernameaa 20
Yeh that's not going to happen... Hate to break it to you but there are better uses for prison cells than this...